Mike: Oh look it is the Wise Old ManTM from all the Chick Tracts to  laboriously quote the bible and tell us what is what. Tom: Sort of like a religious Fat Albert? Mike: Only white. Crow: And skinny. Mike: Yeah, and no where near as cool. Crow: Of course it has to be a man. Tom: Yeah did you notice that all of the evil ones were women and the only  "good" ones were men? Mike: Old Jack is having a hard time coming into the 20th century. Tract: Don't throw them away. Burn them!.... Tom: Burn the books! Burn the books! Mike: (in a dumb hic voice) Yeah we Christians don't want no books. Them learnin's is hard. Tom: Hey Mike, can you find the Bible in occult bookstore too? Crow: And the fake Necronomicon at Waldenbooks? Tom: (in a fake-preacher voice) And they have bibles in motels  and we all know what goes on there! Mike: Just ask Jessica Hahn.

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