Mystery Science Theater 3000
presents:
 Jack T. Chick's
Dark Dungeons
by: WebWarlock
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Opening Theme
Robot Roll Call!
  
Meanwhile on the Satellite of Love...
Robot Roll Call: Cambot, Gypsy, Tom Servo, Croooow!

Doors close and Mike walks on to the Deck of The Satellite of Love. Gypsy, Tom Servo, and Crow T. Robot are there surrounded by papers, books and dice. They are all wearing black capes and pay no attention at all to Mike.

Mike Nelson  
 

Hi I am Mike Nelson and welcome to the Satellite of Love.  These are my robots Gypsy, Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot.

 
 

The 'bots ignore Mike.

  Mike Nelson
 

Hey guys. What are you doing?

 		 
 

Tom Servo  
  Oh we are playing a fascinating game called Vampire: The MasquradeTM. We pretend to be vampires and we are given situations and have to act out how our vampire would solve them. I am Lord Byron de Lestatula, I am a fourth generation kindred of the Clan Venture. My sire was Kimbos the Old and I have the powers of Animal Empathy and Major Butt Whuppin'.  
 

Mike Nelson  
 

Wow! That is impressive. How about you Crow?

 
 
  Crow T. Robot
  My name is Jerry.  
 

Mike Nelson  
 

Just Jerry...?!

 		 
 
  Crow T. Robot
 

Yup. That's me. Jerry the Vampire.

 		 
 

Mike Nelson  
 

So. How did you become a vampire, uh... Jerry?

 		 
 
  Crow T. Robot
 

Well I just woke up one day and said, "I'm a Vampire".

 		 
 

Mike Nelson  
 

O... K...

 		 
 

  Tom Servo
 

Right now Lord Byron de Lestatula and Jerry are investigating a lost castle that may have a scrap of paper once held by an Ante-Deluvian!!

  
 

  Mike Nelson
 

Oh! So it's a little like
Dungeons & DragonsTM!

 		 
 

Both Tom and Crow turn and glare at Mike. Well the best Servo can glare anyway...

 
Tom Servo  
 

Yeah... Right...

  
 
  Crow T. Robot
  What do we look like to you? A bunch of snot-nosed little geeks? Sheesh!  
 

  Mike Nelson
  Ah...well....I... We'll be right back.  
 

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